Top 10 Ways To Know You're A
"Recording Engineer" |
| 10. You ask your doctor if coffee and donuts are a basic food
group. |
| 09. You look for the vending machines when you take your wife to
dinner. |
| 08. You look for the fader and panpot on the coffee maker. |
| 07. Your grocery list is written on a track log and
"twinkies" is entered for "track 1." |
| 06. You ask your wife to turn up the TV by 6 dB. |
| 05. When your son transfers from kindergarden to grade school,
you ask the teacher if the transfer will be analog or digital. |
| 04. You look for the "frequency response" specifications
of the refigerator you're considering purchasing. |
| 03. When your shirts come out of the wash a little dingy, you tell
you're wife to call the Maytag man to get an alignment on the washing machine. |
| 02. When the Maytag man says there's nothing wrong with your
washer, you look for a box of "laundry equalization" next to the Tide at the
store. |
| 01. And the number one way you can tell you've become a recording
engineer is: Your daughter learns to say "Mommy", "Grampa",
"Grama", "Aunt" and "Uncle" before she learns to say
"Daddy." |
